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Salmond and his grubby gangster should be told to keep it up
By Moan McVulpine on Mar 27 Jist oot o’ bed PETER CRUDEARSE, the Tory Access Comptroller, is now a disgraced ex-Access Comptroller following the “Cam Dine With Me” scandal in which he offered...
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We won’t change tack on not tackling corporate gangsters
By Moan McVulpine on Apr 24, Christ I’m late GANGSTERS ARE famous for demanding their cut – no matter who gets hurt. When the Murdoch mafia said they were gonnae gie Scotland some richt guid...
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GOTCHA!
Silence is golden, but try telling that to Gordon Brewer on Newsnight on 24th April. The SNP silence on Murdoch’s funny wee lapdog messenger was deafening. Gordon Brewer didn't get the chance to ask...
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Jobs glorious jobs
Following Deputy First Prostitute Auld Nick Sturgeon’s appearance on the BBC’s ‘Good Morning Jockland’ to defend Belle De Salmond’s enforced declaration of NewsCorps whoredom, here is a transcript of...
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Diary of an undercover lobbyist: Mission Implausible
The Intimate Adventures of a Holyrood Call Girl #1 – Introduction You get good time. Sucky sucky. Only five dorra. By Belle De Salmond THE FIRST thing you should know is that I’m a whore. I mean that...
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Humbug or Hypocrisy? You decide
Cybernats whip themselves into hypocritical frenzy over standard political hypocrisy cum election time. Hypocrisy is a value that has been fully embraced by the SNP and Labour. We get lectured by...
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My fundamental hypocrisy over phone hacking
By Moan McVulpine on May 1, It’s too hacking early! WHEN Strathclyde Police called me to say they thought my phone had been hacked, my first thought was for my career. Did some sleazy ex-colleague...
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MacAesop’s Fables #11 – The Hawk, the Kite, and the Pigeons
Our eleventh Sunday outpouring of sanctimony and self-righteous morality to be taken as seriously as the Labouring party's attempt at electoral arithmetic. Nationalism is power hunger tempered by...
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Vote Yes and your children will suffer for ever
I watched as the Darling opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come and see!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse!...
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Just Say Yes (please) poster #9 – Scotland’s domestic harmony secrets
With gay marriage high on the national agenda and consciousness, a quick reminder of the SNPs and Bill Walker’s dirty little secrets MY MSP FATHER IS A BRUTAL CHEATING, HEARTLESS B*****D
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If MSPs seize the presses it is SALMOND who will lose out
Scottish Scum sends out unguarded message to the patriotic faither o’ oor great wee country. “All media exist to invest our lives with artificial perceptions and arbitrary values.” – Marshall McLuhan....
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Is today the most historic day in the history of history ever?
Today is likely to be considered the third or fourth or fifth or maybe even sixth most historic day in the history of history ever. It follows the launch of the Och Aye campaign, the Declaration of...
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Exclusive: Skintland to legally leave itself open to English invasion
Blimey! The Scottish Sunday Sun publishes a Neverendum game changing story and nobody appears to care, because we’ve heard it all before. “The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can...
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Skintland held back by SNP executive
Fractious infighting amongst the warring tribes of Skintland halted recently with a rare display of unity. All agreed that Sun King Salmond of the Edinborrow Political Elite Tribe needs tae connect wi’...
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